The floor
Every transmission is read by the Secretary. A transmission may also be read in person by a member of the Club. Readings are pooled: the floor for a reading is 380 PLN, seats are 38 PLN, and a reading is recorded when its floor is met. Seats beyond the floor are welcome. The Secretary's reading remains available to the public; the member's reading is delivered to those who subscribed to its floor. A member's reading is not a performance. It is the same transmission, read by someone who was in the room.
A member's reading, pooled
Nothing is charged until a floor is met. Subscribe on the transmission you want read; the floor is per transmission.
Choose a transmissionReadings above the floor
The reading is delivered to one listener and to no one else. The Secretary's reading still airs.
A whole transmission built from the enquiries you submit, about your own arrangement, read in person. One revision. Private delivery.
The member reads to your team, live, thirty minutes, enquiries taken in house form. Recording included. Up to 25 seats.
A 45-second voicemail in the member's voice, in house form, on any subject the Registrar permits.
The Members' Reading, in Polish. Pooled on the same terms.
Five seats, for any readings. Credits count toward floors.
One seat in every pooled reading that opens this month, and the unaired enquiries. Each subscriber counts toward every floor.
Services of the floor
Prices in USD. Every service is captured as an enquiry; the Registrar confirms.
Your enquiry is forwarded by a member on your behalf. Queue position is by lot. You will not be told the member's name.
Your enquiry is taken out of order. The transmission notes that it was taken out of order.
The Secretary reads your first name and city. Surnames are not read; the Club does not confirm membership.
Thirty seconds of rebuttal, rewritten into house form and read in the voice of the Registrar.
An answer dedicated to a colleague. The colleague is not informed in advance.
A certified copy of the transcript naming you as the forwarding party.
Your enquiry is struck from the written transcript after the fact. The audio remains.
A passage of a transmission already published is replaced with silence. The transmission stays in the archive. The written transcript is not amended, and the archive records the date on which the passage became silent.
As above, carrying tone rather than silence. Preferred where a silence of that length would itself be noticed.
The audio and the written record are both struck. The archive then carries two notices of withdrawal in place of one, and the Corrections desk reads them.
Ten seconds of dead air in a transmission, at a time of your choosing. The only segment with no content.
The Secretary returns your call. A voicemail is left. It is not a conversation.
Your own forecast, by shift pattern, read on air.
Proof that you listened, suitable for an employer.
Transmissions older than thirty days. Per transmission.
The enquiries the Registrar declined, with the reasons.
A division-style notice for your own arrangement, read by Continuity. Copy is rewritten into house form.
The station's hold music for your own call centre. Per seat, per month.
Monthly. Early transmissions, the unaired enquiries, the Corrections desk, and the right to forward without lot.
Your enquiry is never aired. You are billed as if it were. A letter confirms both.
You permit the station to use your voicemail as a caller. You will not be told when.
The members' floor
Monthly. Early transmissions, the unaired enquiries, the Corrections desk, and the right to forward without lot.